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| A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past.They must have had sharp ears!They were mountain-ears!... more
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| Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket.Box office attendant: Then youd better watch out... ther... more
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| What does Father Christmas call his money ?Iced lolly ?... more
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| Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?Santa Jaws !... more
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| Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad... more
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| Did you hear about Draculas Christmas party ?It was a scream !... more
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| I wouldnt say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beautys skin deep then they were was born inside out!... more
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| Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!.Father Christmas: Cant do that one. He hasnt said... more
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| If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate claus.... more
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| Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?Gnome : Put a five pound note between his... more
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