| 1. | Category: Christmas jokes  |
| My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it!Doctor: Try thi... more
|
| 2. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Who sings "Love me tender", and makes Christmas toys? Santas little Elvis.... more
|
| 3. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?Beacause a little water ends both of them !... more
|
| 4. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Who delievers cats Christmas presents ?Santa Paws !... more
|
| 5. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What does Father Christmas call his money ?Iced lolly ?... more
|
| 6. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What song do Father Christmas gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night?Freeze a jolly good fellow!... more
|
| 7. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?Santapplause !... more
|
| 8. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Who made this Christmas pudding?Our chef. Hes a little green man who lives in a toadstool.What did he use to make it?Elf... more
|
| 9. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Why was Santas little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.... more
|
| 10. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?Gnome : Put a five pound note between his... more
|
