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| Who sings "Love me tender", and makes Christmas toys? Santas little Elvis.... more
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| Doctor, Doctor Im scared of Father ChristmasDoctor: Youre suffering from Claus-trophobia.... more
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| What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ?Santa Clues !... more
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| What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.... more
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| Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.... more
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| A football supporters favourite Christmas song?Yule never walk alone... more
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| JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: Well have a boo Christmas without you.... more
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| Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank.Why did he do that?He was trying to save ti... more
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| What bird has wings but cannot fly ?Roast turkey !... more
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| Why was Santas little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.... more
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