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| Whats the most popular wine at Christmas?"I dont like sprouts!"... more
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| What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?A pineapple !... more
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| 3. | Category: Christmas jokes  |
| Why is it so cold at Christmas?Its in Decembrrrrr.... more
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| 4. | Category: Christmas jokes  |
| What do you get hanging from Father Christmas roof?Tired arms!... more
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| 5. | Category: Christmas jokes  |
| What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?"Looks like rein dear"... more
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| 6. | Category: Christmas jokes  |
| What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?My pop is bigger than yours !... more
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| Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?Gnome : Put a five pound note between his... more
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| One time Father Christmas lost his underpants.Thats how he got the name Saint Knickerless!... more
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| Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas. Her mother couldnt buy a kitten and parcel i... more
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| Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?No you can have turkey like everyone else !... more
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