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| Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank.Why did he do that?He was trying to save ti... more
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| Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.... more
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| What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?My pop is bigger than yours !... more
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| Whats Scrooges favourite Christmas game?Mean-opoly.... more
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| Whats the most popular wine at Christmas?"I dont like sprouts!"... more
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| What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?Fancy a bite ?... more
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| What do gnomes fear most about Christmas?Theyre afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!... more
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| Ive had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas!Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition!... more
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| Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket.Box office attendant: Then youd better watch out... ther... more
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| Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow!Im on my way, Father Christmas.Father Christm... more
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