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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory.Have you passed? I asked.Father Christmas pointly proudly to the front of the sleigh. See for yourself! he called proudly. No-el plates!
 
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