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| Whats a hairdresserss favourite Christmas song?Oh comb all ye faithful... more
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| How long does it take to burn a candle down ?About a wick !... more
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| What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?Grave-y !... more
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| What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?Its Christmas, Eve !... more
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| I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory... more
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| What reindeer can jump higher than a house?They all can! Houses cant jump!... more
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| Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!.Father Christmas: Cant do that one. He hasnt said... more
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| Why are Father Christmas reindeer like a cricket match?Because theyre both stopped by the rein.... more
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| ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack time!!... more
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| Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?Because they both have "Sandy claws" !... more
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