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| What song do Father Christmas gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night?Freeze a jolly good fellow!... more
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| I wouldnt say Christmas gnomes are small.But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!... more
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| Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.... more
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| Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door.Yours, Sherlock HolmesWatson: So why do you... more
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| A rabbits favourite Christmas song?Lettuce with a gladsome mind... more
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| What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes?No-eyed-deer!... more
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| I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory... more
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| Can I have a broken drum for Christmas?The best thing you could have asked for. You cant beat it!... more
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| I wouldnt say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!... more
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| It was Christmas eve, and Santa was really busy making his list and checking it twice, when there came a knock at the do... more
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