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| What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.... more
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| What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.... more
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| Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?Beacause a little water ends both of them !... more
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| Who delievers elephantss Christmas presents?Elephanta Claus !... more
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| Did you hear about the stupid turkey?It was looking forward to Christmas!... more
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| Who sings "Love me tender", and makes Christmas toys? Santas little Elvis.... more
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| Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.... more
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| Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?No you can have turkey like everyone else !... more
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| What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?Santa Claustrophobia !... more
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| Who is never hungry at Christmas ?The turkey - hes always stuffed !... more
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