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| What does Father Christmas call his money ?Iced lolly ?... more
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| What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.... more
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| What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!... more
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| Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank.Why did he do that?He was trying to save ti... more
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| How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?Stacks !... more
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| My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it!Doctor: Try thi... more
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| What happens to you at Christmas ?Yule be happy !... more
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| I wouldnt say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beautys skin deep then they were was born inside out!... more
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| Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?Beacause a little water ends both of them !... more
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| Why does Santas sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side.... more
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