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| I wouldnt say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!... more
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| Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?Because they soot him!... more
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| Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?Beacause a little water ends both of them !... more
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| What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?"Looks like rein dear"... more
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| What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?Santapplause !... more
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| What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes?No-eyed-deer!... more
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| What do you have in December that you dont have in any other month ?The letter "D" !... more
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| What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up already.... more
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| How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!... more
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| How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?Stacks !... more
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