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| Why does Santas sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side.... more
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| Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I cant sleep.Try lying on the edge of your bed...youll soon drop of... more
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| Did you hear about Draculas Christmas party ?It was a scream !... more
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| Whats a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?A phantomime !... more
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| Whats Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ?Santa pause !... more
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| What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?Best vicious of the season... more
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| What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?Black mail !... more
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| What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?Santapplause !... more
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| How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?"A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !... more
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| What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes?No-eyed-deer!... more
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