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| Can I have a broken drum for Christmas?The best thing you could have asked for. You cant beat it!... more
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| "Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?" "He said it was too tight."... more
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| A football supporters favourite Christmas song?Yule never walk alone... more
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| Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe... more
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| How long does it take to burn a candle down ?About a wick !... more
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| Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp.Father Christmas: Thats called The Wiz... more
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| What does Father Christmas call his money ?Iced lolly ?... more
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| Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?Santa Clues.... more
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| What do you get hanging from Father Christmas roof?Tired arms!... more
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| What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up already.... more
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