Viewing Joke: Category: Hair and bald jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 15   Joke: two mates at a pub having a beer when the bald one starts complaining about being bald. the other guy says to have a transplant operation.the bald guy says he cant afford it.so his mate says to go and have some rabbits tattooed on his head. The bald guy says how will that help? His mate says well from a distance they will look like hares.(hairs)    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Hair And Bald Jokes: 1.    Category: Hair and bald jokes   Teacher: I see you dont cut your hair any longer. Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter.... more 2.    Category: Hair and bald jokes   What side of a monster has more hair ?The outside !... more 3.    Category: Hair and bald jokes   What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ?Radio waves !... more 4.    Category: Hair and bald jokes   What do you call a pen with no hair ?A bald point !... more 5.    Category: Hair and bald jokes   Barber: And how old are you, little man? Fred: Eight. Barber: And do you want a haircut? Fred: Well, I certainly didnt c... more 6.    Category: Hair and bald jokes   Why do bald-headed men never use keys?Because theyve lost their locks.... more 7.    Category: Hair and bald jokes   Customer: Couldnt you see I was going bald?Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me.... more 8.    Category: Hair and bald jokes   What should you buy if your hair falls out ?A good vacuum cleaner !... more 9.    Category: Hair and bald jokes   When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?When your bald !... more 10.    Category: Hair and bald jokes   Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No. Barber: Oh dear! Then I must have cut your throat.... more