Viewing Joke: Category: Clinton jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 18   Joke: During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room,peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news."Theres no easy way to say this, so Ill just be blunt: Prepareyourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent andhorrible death this year."Visibly shaken, Hillary stared at the womans lined face, then atthe single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took afew deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. Shemet the fortune tellers gaze, steadied her voice, and asked herquestion:"Will I be acquitted?"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Clinton Jokes: 1.    Category: Clinton jokes   Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if the President died?A: Bill Clinton of course!... more 2.    Category: Clinton jokes   Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax?A: Because they could spell it.... more 3.    Category: Clinton jokes   Q: How many Clinton administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two--one to screw the bulb into th... more 4.    Category: Clinton jokes   Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give h... more 5.    Category: Clinton jokes   Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?A: Because they cant afford any... more 6.    Category: Clinton jokes   Q: What does Clinton have in common with his Hollywood pals?A: They all make a living by lying to people.... more 7.    Category: Clinton jokes   Q: If called to testify in a trial how long will it before before Clinton commits perjury?A: When hes sworn in.... more 8.    Category: Clinton jokes   Q: Whats the differents between Bill Clinton and an elephant?A: About 20 pounds and a jogging suit.... more 9.    Category: Clinton jokes   Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?A: If they sent her to a public school, the secret service... more 10.    Category: Clinton jokes   Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they... more