Viewing Joke: Category: Clinton jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 13   Joke: Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat shes pregnant! She is furious. Here just became the senator ofNew York and this has happened to her. She gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: "How could you have let this happen?With all thats going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! Howcould you??!!! I cant believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all your fault!!! Your fault!!! Well, what haveyou got to say???"There is nothing but dead silence on the phone. She screamsagain, "Did you hear me??!!" Finally she hears Bills very, veryquiet voice. In a barely audible whisper, he says, "Who is this?"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Clinton Jokes: 1.    Category: Clinton jokes   President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillarys room. She complains that its the ugliest room in the... more 2.    Category: Clinton jokes   Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin on his face?A: He is stupid!... more 3.    Category: Clinton jokes   Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?A: Chelsea.... more 4.    Category: Clinton jokes   Q: Why doesnt Bill like old houses?A: Hes afraid of the draft.... more 5.    Category: Clinton jokes   Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, "Bill, I had awonderful dream last night. I could see America, the... more 6.    Category: Clinton jokes   Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road?A: To meet the chick.... more 7.    Category: Clinton jokes   Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Two--One to promise hell do it better than anyone else a... more 8.    Category: Clinton jokes   Q: Whats the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin?A: Some of Stalins subjects admired him.... more 9.    Category: Clinton jokes   Q: What is Clintons plan to create thousands of small businesses?A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years... more 10.    Category: Clinton jokes   Q: Whats the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?A: It took Bill less than 100 days to botch a military mis... more