Viewing Joke: Category: College jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 20   Joke: Biddle and Payne, two elderly English professors, were having lunch in the cafeteria. During the course of the conversation, Biddle said,"A student gave me a peculiar answer in class today. I asked who wrote the Merchant of Venice and a sophomore said, "Please, sir, it wasnt me!" "Ha, ha!" laughed Payne. "And I suppose the little snot had done it all along!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More College Jokes: 1.    Category: College jokes   College meals are generally unpopular with those who have to eat them and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of pie... more 2.    Category: College jokes   What is the second stupidest thing in the world? An Arkansas architectural student out in the middle of the ocean trying... more 3.    Category: College jokes   "Where are my shoes?" asked the Iowa State professor as the class ended. "Theyre on your feet," said one of the students... more 4.    Category: College jokes   An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a prominent medical school. "Tell me," inquired the interviewer, "wh... more 5.    Category: College jokes   On what kind of ships do students study?Scholarships.... more 6.    Category: College jokes   Professor: I forgot to take my umbrella this morning. Wife: When did you first miss it, dear? Professor: When I reached... more 7.    Category: College jokes   How do you measure a Villanova graduates I.Q.?With a tire gauge.... more 8.    Category: College jokes   There was the Florida State defensive tackle who thought Hertz Van Rentals was a famous Dutch painter.... more 9.    Category: College jokes   How do you know a Brigham Young students been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed.... more 10.    Category: College jokes   Why dont Purdue athletes eat pickles? They cant get their heads in the jar.... more