Viewing Joke: Category: College jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 21   Joke: A Mississippi professor was at a party and became indignant when asked if college professors were absent-minded. "Professors havent got bad memories," he declared. "Theyre not absent-minded. Dont you think I know where I am right now, and dont you think tomorrow Ill know where I was last night? Would somebody like to ask me another question?" "Yes," said another guest. "Is it true that professors are absent-minded and have bad memories?" "Good!" said the professor. "I knew sooner or later somebody would ask me that question."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More College Jokes: 1.    Category: College jokes   What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands? A dope ring.... more 2.    Category: College jokes   An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lo... more 3.    Category: College jokes   A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination. On the paper there was a single line which sim... more 4.    Category: College jokes   How do you get a Texas Tech seniors eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in his ears.... more 5.    Category: College jokes   A Mississippi professor was at a party and became indignant when asked if college professors were absent-minded. "Profes... more 6.    Category: College jokes   A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination. On the paper there was a single line which sim... more 7.    Category: College jokes   After the college boy delivered the pizza to Buds trailer house, Bud asked, "What is the usual tip?""Well," replied the... more 8.    Category: College jokes   A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of it. His mom said, "Sure, sw... more 9.    Category: College jokes   How do you know a Brigham Young students been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed.... more 10.    Category: College jokes   Arvil was coming out of the Texas University student building when he was stopped by two coeds. "Would you like to becom... more