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| | Category: | College jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 12 | | | | Joke: | A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative." A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right." | | | |
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