Viewing Joke: Category: Cow jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 14   Joke: If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull!    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Cow Jokes: 1.    Category: Cow jokes   What band is a cow favorite?Moody Blues... more 2.    Category: Cow jokes   What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.... more 3.    Category: Cow jokes   Where do cows like to live? St. Moo-is.... more 4.    Category: Cow jokes   What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand!... more 5.    Category: Cow jokes   What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire? Dracowla!... more 6.    Category: Cow jokes   Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.Farmer: Not bunch, herd.Camper: Heard what?Farmer: Of cows.Camper: Sure Ive heard of... more 7.    Category: Cow jokes   How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down... more 8.    Category: Cow jokes   Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!... more 9.    Category: Cow jokes   Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare!... more 10.    Category: Cow jokes   Cow: Why dont you shoo those flies? Bull: Ill let them go barefoot!... more