Viewing Joke: Category: Hunting jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 19   Joke: An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him.He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, the eternal pessimist who refused to be impressed with anything. This, surely, would impress him. He invited him to hunt with him and his new dog.As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. they fired, and a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into the water. The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. This continued all day long; each time a duck fell, the dog walked across the surface of the water to retrieve it. The pessimist watched carefully, saw everything, but did not say a single word.On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, "Did you notice anything unusual about my new dog?""I sure did," responded the pessimist. "He cant swim."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Hunting Jokes: 1.    Category: Hunting jokes   Two men were out hunting when one of them saw a rabbit. "Quick," said the first, "shoot it." "I cant," said the second.... more 2.    Category: Hunting jokes   The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season. Our pastor asked who had bagged a deer... more 3.    Category: Hunting jokes   What is the best way to hunt bear? With your clothes off... more 4.    Category: Hunting jokes   Two Canadian hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign... more 5.    Category: Hunting jokes   Dick and Bob were on a hunting trip. At nightfall, Dick complained, Weve been hunting all day. Weve shot at five deer -... more 6.    Category: Hunting jokes   Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, "Did you see that?""No," the second guy says."Well, a bald eagle just... more 7.    Category: Hunting jokes   Two guys were out hunting, but they werent getting any ducks. "What do you think the problem is?" one man asked his comp... more 8.    Category: Hunting jokes   Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture and... more 9.    Category: Hunting jokes   Commissioned by a zoo to bring them some baboons, the big game hunter devised a novel scheme to trap them - his only req... more 10.    Category: Hunting jokes   A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man t... more