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| What did one centipede say to the other centipede ?Youve got a lovely pair of legs, Youve got a lovely pair of legs,Youv... more
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| What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk ?A centipede with a wooden leg !... more
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| What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?Your spinning me a yarn here !... more
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| What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?Shall we walk home or take a dog ?... more
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| What kind of doctors are like spiders ?Spin doctors !... more
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| What has 50 legs but cant walk ?Half a centipede !... more
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| 7. | Category: Insect jokes  |
| How do fireflies start a race ?Ready steady glow !... more
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| If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it? Fly past flea.... more
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| What is a bees favourite classical music composer ?Bee-thoven !... more
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| What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ?The Masked-quito !... more
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