Viewing Joke: Category: Criminal jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 12   Joke: A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you dont want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?"The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend. Can you show me something less expensive?"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Criminal Jokes: 1.    Category: Criminal jokes   Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?Because it needs bailing out.... more 2.    Category: Criminal jokes   What stars go to jail?Shooting stars.... more 3.    Category: Criminal jokes   What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?Robbery with violets !... more 4.    Category: Criminal jokes   Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out.... more 5.    Category: Criminal jokes   What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?F.B.I.... more 6.    Category: Criminal jokes   Why are burglars such good tennis players ?Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !... more 7.    Category: Criminal jokes   Who was the worlds greatest thief ?Atlas, because he held up the whole world !... more 8.    Category: Criminal jokes   What kind of robbery is not dangerous?A safe robbery.... more 9.    Category: Criminal jokes   Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway... more 10.    Category: Criminal jokes   A police officer was escorting a prisoner to jail when his hat blew off. "Shall I run and get it for you?" asked the pri... more