Viewing Joke: Category: Criminal jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 29   Joke: A computer geek goes to prison for fraud, they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy, Having heard what happens to geeks in prison and being nervous he figures he had better introduce himself, He extends his hand and says with a quivering voice, Hi my name is John Smith.The big guy who actually is a nice guy extends his and says my name is Turner Brown.The geek passes out. The big guy fans him and brings him too. Why did you pass out he asked? The geek replies, what did you say your name was? Turner Brown he replies. Oh God the geek says I thought you said "TURN AROUND".    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Criminal Jokes: 1.    Category: Criminal jokes   Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man youre planning to kill anyway, kills... more 2.    Category: Criminal jokes   Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank.... more 3.    Category: Criminal jokes   Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ?Al Caprawn !... more 4.    Category: Criminal jokes   A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifte... more 5.    Category: Criminal jokes   Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; Im a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery sh... more 6.    Category: Criminal jokes   Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed... more 7.    Category: Criminal jokes   A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank, pointed two fingers at the clerk and said, "This is a muck up!" "Dont you mean... more 8.    Category: Criminal jokes   Judge: Why did you steal that bird? Prisoner: For a lark, sir.... more 9.    Category: Criminal jokes   Knock KnockWhos there !Burglar !Burglar who ?Burglars dont knock !... more 10.    Category: Criminal jokes   When did the criminal get smart?When the judge threw the book at him.... more