| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| "What makes you think the prisoner was drunk?" asked the judge. "Well, Your Honor," replied the arresting officer, "I sa... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today. One is orange and 9ft tall, and the other green and yellow and... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What kind of robbery is not dangerous?A safe robbery.... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank, pointed two fingers at the clerk and said, "This is a muck up!" "Dont you mean... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man youre planning to kill anyway, kills... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out.... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now hes a hardened criminal.... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What do you call a robbery in China ?A Chinese take away !... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ?Al Caprawn !... more
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