| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Did you hear about the calendar thief?He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For years, for thousands of hours, he worked wi... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow i... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didnt you take the food instead of the c... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have?Organised grime (crime).... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Who was the worlds greatest thief ?Atlas, because he held up the whole world !... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Who is the strongest thief?A shoplifter.... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A computer geek goes to prison for fraud, they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy, Having heard what happens to geeks in... more
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