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| Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs?Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A police officer was escorting a prisoner to jail when his hat blew off. "Shall I run and get it for you?" asked the pri... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?F.B.I.... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboards, everything apart fr... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What was the parrot doing in prison ?It was a jail-bird !... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Thre... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed."Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain."Yes... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed. "What are you doing that for?" demanded the c... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What stars go to jail?Shooting stars.... more
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