| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What was the parrot doing in prison ?It was a jail-bird !... more
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| "Dad," said Fred to his father, who was a bank robber. "I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow." "OK, son," said his da... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Thre... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Whats another word for a murderer who kills old ladies? A Killergran.... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ?Al Caprawn !... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?Because it needs bailing out.... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?A Kong - vict !... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboards, everything apart fr... more
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