Viewing Joke:

Category:Criminal jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:20
 
Joke:A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank, pointed two fingers at the clerk and said, "This is a muck up!" "Dont you mean a stick up?" asked the girl. "No," said the robber, "its a muckup. Ive forgotten my gun."
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Criminal Jokes:

1.   Category: Criminal jokes  0 stars
What was the parrot doing in prison ?It was a jail-bird !... more

2.   Category: Criminal jokes  0 stars
"Dad," said Fred to his father, who was a bank robber. "I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow." "OK, son," said his da... more

3.   Category: Criminal jokes  0 stars
What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.... more

4.   Category: Criminal jokes  0 stars
Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Thre... more

5.   Category: Criminal jokes  0 stars
Whats another word for a murderer who kills old ladies? A Killergran.... more

6.   Category: Criminal jokes  0 stars
Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ?Al Caprawn !... more

7.   Category: Criminal jokes  0 stars
Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?Because it needs bailing out.... more

8.   Category: Criminal jokes  0 stars
Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.... more

9.   Category: Criminal jokes  0 stars
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?A Kong - vict !... more

10.   Category: Criminal jokes  0 stars
When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboards, everything apart fr... more


 

Copyright © Find Jokes.net - Free Online Jokes Website!!! _ Pakistani Music