| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow i... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Who is the strongest thief?A shoplifter.... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Who was the worlds greatest thief ?Atlas, because he held up the whole world !... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. "Theres a burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made this morni... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake? No!... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting?Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make money at home."... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed."Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain."Yes... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Victim (to mugger): But my watch isnt any good, it only has sentimental value.Mugger: Thats all right. Im sentimental.... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| When did the criminal get smart?When the judge threw the book at him.... more
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