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| A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. "Theres a burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made this morni... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow i... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| How do bank robbers send messages?By flee mail!... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What kind of thief steals meat?A hamburglar.... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he fr... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What diploma do criminals get?The third degree.... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Burglar !Burglar who ?Burglars dont knock !... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !... more
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