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| Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting?Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make money at home."... more
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| Judge: Why did you steal that bird? Prisoner: For a lark, sir.... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| It was Rockys first night in the penitentiary. All of the inmates were intheir cells and he was trying to become a bit m... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver? Im at your service, maam.... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow i... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay until one day w... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. "Theres a burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made this morni... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have?Organised grime (crime).... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboards, everything apart fr... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed... more
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