| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Whats another word for a murderer who kills old ladies? A Killergran.... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man youre planning to kill anyway, kills... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?F.B.I.... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Fred: We had a burglary last night, and they took everything except the soap and towels. Harry: The dirty crooks.... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What kind of thief steals meat?A hamburglar.... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For years, for thousands of hours, he worked wi... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didnt you take the food instead of the c... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake? No!... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A mafiosos son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What kind of robbery is not dangerous?A safe robbery.... more
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