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| What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?Robbery with violets !... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out.... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Thre... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake? No!... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| When did the criminal get smart?When the judge threw the book at him.... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For years, for thousands of hours, he worked wi... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now hes a hardened criminal.... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?Because it needs bailing out.... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifte... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their... more
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