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| A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet... more
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| A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. "Theres a burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made this morni... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Who is the strongest thief?A shoplifter.... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Thre... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What kind of robbery is not dangerous?A safe robbery.... more
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| Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; Im a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery sh... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank, pointed two fingers at the clerk and said, "This is a muck up!" "Dont you mean... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed... more
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| What do you call a robbery in China ?A Chinese take away !... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ?Al Caprawn !... more
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