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| Who is the strongest thief?A shoplifter.... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What kind of robbery is not dangerous?A safe robbery.... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifte... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed. "What are you doing that for?" demanded the c... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car... Who is driving the car?A police officer!... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Burglar !Burglar who ?Burglars dont knock !... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboards, everything apart fr... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Who was the worlds greatest thief ?Atlas, because he held up the whole world !... more
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