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| Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow i... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| t was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?""Doing my Christ... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What do you call a robbery in China ?A Chinese take away !... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?F.B.I.... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank.... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| When did the criminal get smart?When the judge threw the book at him.... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Did you hear about the calendar thief?He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Fred: We had a burglary last night, and they took everything except the soap and towels. Harry: The dirty crooks.... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?Because it needs bailing out.... more
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