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| Why are burglars such good tennis players ?Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What kind of robbery is not dangerous?A safe robbery.... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Criminal: Why dont you hire these twins for the robbery, boss?Criminal Boss: Im afraid of a double-cross.... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| When did the criminal get smart?When the judge threw the book at him.... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed."Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain."Yes... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all.A going-away party.... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A mafiosos son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber.... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For years, for thousands of hours, he worked wi... more
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