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| What stars go to jail?Shooting stars.... more
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| Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber.... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow i... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Criminal: Why dont you hire these twins for the robbery, boss?Criminal Boss: Im afraid of a double-cross.... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A police officer was escorting a prisoner to jail when his hat blew off. "Shall I run and get it for you?" asked the pri... more
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| Its a pity youve gone on hunger strike, said the convicts girlfriend on visiting day. Why ? Ive put a file in your cake.... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?A Kong - vict !... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed. "What are you doing that for?" demanded the c... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?Because it needs bailing out.... more
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