| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man youre planning to kill anyway, kills... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen?Criminal: It wasnt when I took it.... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| How do bank robbers send messages?By flee mail!... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have?Organised grime (crime).... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For years, for thousands of hours, he worked wi... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?F.B.I.... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?A Kong - vict !... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didnt you take the food instead of the c... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !... more
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