| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| "What makes you think the prisoner was drunk?" asked the judge. "Well, Your Honor," replied the arresting officer, "I sa... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Did you hear about the calendar thief?He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting?Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make money at home."... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed. "What are you doing that for?" demanded the c... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What kind of thief steals meat?A hamburglar.... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Criminal: Why dont you hire these twins for the robbery, boss?Criminal Boss: Im afraid of a double-cross.... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A mafiosos son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet... more
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