| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Who is the strongest thief?A shoplifter.... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man youre planning to kill anyway, kills... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake? No!... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today. One is orange and 9ft tall, and the other green and yellow and... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Burglar !Burglar who ?Burglars dont knock !... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why are burglars such good tennis players ?Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ?Al Caprawn !... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For years, for thousands of hours, he worked wi... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank, pointed two fingers at the clerk and said, "This is a muck up!" "Dont you mean... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What kind of robbery is not dangerous?A safe robbery.... more
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