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| The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed. "What are you doing that for?" demanded the c... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What kind of robbery is not dangerous?A safe robbery.... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What do you call a robbery in China ?A Chinese take away !... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver? Im at your service, maam.... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; Im a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery sh... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs?Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake? No!... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Whats another word for a murderer who kills old ladies? A Killergran.... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didnt you take the food instead of the c... more
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