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| What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver? Im at your service, maam.... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ?Al Caprawn !... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; Im a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery sh... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?F.B.I.... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out.... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Victim (to mugger): But my watch isnt any good, it only has sentimental value.Mugger: Thats all right. Im sentimental.... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank.... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didnt you take the food instead of the c... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Did you hear about the calendar thief?He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why are burglars such good tennis players ?Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !... more
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