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| Victim (to mugger): But my watch isnt any good, it only has sentimental value.Mugger: Thats all right. Im sentimental.... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A computer geek goes to prison for fraud, they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy, Having heard what happens to geeks in... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| When did the criminal get smart?When the judge threw the book at him.... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank.... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now hes a hardened criminal.... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?Robbery with violets !... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What hired killer never goes to jail?The exterminator.... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| "Dad," said Fred to his father, who was a bank robber. "I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow." "OK, son," said his da... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver? Im at your service, maam.... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What kind of robbery is not dangerous?A safe robbery.... more
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