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| What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all.A going-away party.... more
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| Why are burglars such good tennis players ?Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| When did the criminal get smart?When the judge threw the book at him.... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What kind of robbery is not dangerous?A safe robbery.... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| "Dad," said Fred to his father, who was a bank robber. "I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow." "OK, son," said his da... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Did you hear about the calendar thief?He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver? Im at your service, maam.... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboards, everything apart fr... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting?Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make money at home."... more
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