| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What kind of thief steals meat?A hamburglar.... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now hes a hardened criminal.... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man youre planning to kill anyway, kills... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all.A going-away party.... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?Robbery with violets !... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber.... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What was the parrot doing in prison ?It was a jail-bird !... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed. "What are you doing that for?" demanded the c... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A mafiosos son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good... more
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