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| What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver? Im at your service, maam.... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ?Al Caprawn !... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Criminal: Why dont you hire these twins for the robbery, boss?Criminal Boss: Im afraid of a double-cross.... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A computer geek goes to prison for fraud, they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy, Having heard what happens to geeks in... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A police officer was escorting a prisoner to jail when his hat blew off. "Shall I run and get it for you?" asked the pri... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What kind of robbery is not dangerous?A safe robbery.... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?F.B.I.... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have?Organised grime (crime).... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why are burglars such good tennis players ?Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Fred: We had a burglary last night, and they took everything except the soap and towels. Harry: The dirty crooks.... more
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