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| If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have?Organised grime (crime).... more
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| What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.... more
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| A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed."Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain."Yes... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What was the parrot doing in prison ?It was a jail-bird !... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| When did the criminal get smart?When the judge threw the book at him.... more
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| Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow i... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs?Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen?Criminal: It wasnt when I took it.... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Who is the strongest thief?A shoplifter.... more
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