Viewing Joke: Category: Journalist jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 25   Joke: A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane."It will be waiting for you at the airport!" he was assured by his editor. As soon as he got to the small, rural airport, sure enough, a plane was warming up near the runway. He jumped in with his equipment and yelled, "Lets go! Lets go!" The pilot swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air."Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "and make three or four low level passes.""Why?" asked the pilot."Because Im going to take pictures! Im a photographer, and photographers take pictures!" said the photographer with great exasperation.After a long pause the pilot said, "You mean youre not the instructor?"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Journalist Jokes: 1.    Category: Journalist jokes   An honest weatherman says, "Todays forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that Im wrong."... more 2.    Category: Journalist jokes   What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ?A common tater !... more 3.    Category: Journalist jokes   When a visitor to a small town in Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and... more 4.    Category: Journalist jokes   A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thi... more 5.    Category: Journalist jokes   How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?Only one, but first he has to rewire the entire building.... more 6.    Category: Journalist jokes   Q: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the ed... more 7.    Category: Journalist jokes   Reporter: To what do you attribute your old age?Old Man: To the fact that I was born in 1890.... more 8.    Category: Journalist jokes   What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?A croaksman !... more 9.    Category: Journalist jokes   A shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he f... more 10.    Category: Journalist jokes   Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo? A cub reporter.... more