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| Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver? Im at your service, maam.... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Who was the worlds greatest thief ?Atlas, because he held up the whole world !... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A mafiosos son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What was the parrot doing in prison ?It was a jail-bird !... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Thre... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out.... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Who is the strongest thief?A shoplifter.... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What diploma do criminals get?The third degree.... more
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