Viewing Joke: Category: Criminal jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 17   Joke: t was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?""Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant."Thats no offense," said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?""Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Criminal Jokes: 1.    Category: Criminal jokes   Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man youre planning to kill anyway, kills... more 2.    Category: Criminal jokes   Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didnt you take the food instead of the c... more 3.    Category: Criminal jokes   What was the parrot doing in prison ?It was a jail-bird !... more 4.    Category: Criminal jokes   What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.... more 5.    Category: Criminal jokes   What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?Robbery with violets !... more 6.    Category: Criminal jokes   Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now hes a hardened criminal.... more 7.    Category: Criminal jokes   What diploma do criminals get?The third degree.... more 8.    Category: Criminal jokes   A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car... Who is driving the car?A police officer!... more 9.    Category: Criminal jokes   Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed... more 10.    Category: Criminal jokes   A computer geek goes to prison for fraud, they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy, Having heard what happens to geeks in... more